"The Best Soap I Have Ever Used" - Sam Racster From Alozno's Sensational Shave

What makes this soap so special?

It is hard to describe a good soap. Have you ever asked yourself what you would say to convince someone of how good a soap is? Me either. I should probably pay a copywriter to come up with something, but then I'd have to make it cost more and it is already pretty expensive.

Remember the $5 Milkshake in Pulp Fiction?

That movie was made in the 90's, so a $5 price-tag seemed really high. Not so much these days. Alonzo's Beard And Body Soap is the $5 milkshake of soap. If you have never seen the movie don't worry about it, the point is that this stuff is really good.

Is it really worth it?

Yes, it is. What else would you expect me to say. I should mention that this is a really big bar of soap and will last close to 2 months with daily whole body use. If used only on beard and face, you can expect 3-4 months conservatively.

Can I try it first?

Yes. While we don't offer free samples like we do with the shave and beard oils, we still offer a 100% money back satisfaction guarantee. We never ask questions or make it hard. We just click the refund button on the order screen. Any company that claims it is harder than that is lying.